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Žmogus šulinyje

Kartą žmogus įkrito į šulinį ir negalėjo iš jo išsikapanoti.
Netoliese vaikštinėjantis geraširdis žmogelis jam tarė:
– Man iš tikrųjų tavęs labai gaila. Užjaučiu. Socialinis darbuotojas pasakė:
– Logiška, kad anksčiau ar vėliau kas nors čia gaus galą.
Dievobaimingasis nusprendė:
– Tik blogiečiai krinta į šulinius. Mokslininkas apskaičiavo, kaip žmogus atsidūrė
šulinyje.
Politikas, priklausantis opozicijai, įsipareigojo pa­reikšti nepasitenkinimą vyriausybe.
Žurnalistas pažadėjo kitą sekmadienį išspausdinti žurnale poleminį straipsnį.
Praktiškas vyriškis pasiteiravo, ar dideli šulinyje mo­kesčiai. Liūdnuolis pasakė:
– Mano šulinys dar blogesnis. Humoristas sukikeno:
– Išgerk kavos, ir nuotaika pasitaisys! Optimistas tarė:
– Juk galėjo būti ir blogiau. Pesimistas perspėjo:
– Įkrisi dar giliau.
Jėzus, pamatęs įkritusį žmogų, ištiesė ranką ir iš­traukė jį iš šulinio.


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Autorius: Bruno Ferrero

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