Angliškos sms žinutės
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy that a cow can’t fly!!
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.
Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!
For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?“
If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
Ik would like to be a volcano… smoke all day and people say … look he is working!
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…
Nice perfume… but do you really need to marinate in it?
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
Read in a hospital… The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed
roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn’t…
Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?
What he want, I do not want … What I want, he does not want … What we want, is not allowed!
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body … o, sorry, wrong number.
i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i’m playin cards n i’m missin the joker!!
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
A girl phoned me the other day and said…“Come on over, there’s nobody home.“ I went over. Nobody was home
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I look down den… i lauf again